Subway inventory, loooong weekend edition:
3 pairs of loafers (keep’n it simple)
4 exposed bra straps (maybe too simple)
1 purple gingham yarmulke (casual Friday?)
6 poppy colored jeans with denim shirts (J. Crew mind control)
1 weber grill & 2 tiki torches (foresight)
11 train cars at half capacity (left behind)
Wait for me!
Subway inventory, last stretch edition:
1 game of frantic iPad solitaire (fixated)
4 sticks of chewing gum between 2 stops (compulsive)
6 sets of bleeding headphones (safe zone)
2 cases of eye rolling (crabby)
2 bleached jean jackets (on the rise)
9 (nine!) pairs of neon sneakers (infestation!)
Hang tight kids, we’re almost there.
Subway inventory, Tuesday after-work edition:
6 elbow patches (highbrow)
3 in exercise clothes (lowbrow)
4 broken buttons (worn-out, worn-well)
1 clown face (sad)
2 hi-top fades with high top sneakers (trending!)
1 booming version of “You are my Sunshine”(deafening)
Another one in the bag. Goodnight x
Subway inventory, NYC anniversary edition:
8 red Chinatown bags (ubiquitous)
14 trench coats (quintessential)
1 corner crouching nail polishing sesh (noxious)
2 nose pickers (deal breakers)
3 burka-wearing teenagers applying lipstick (clumsy but giddy)
1 case of father/son earbud sharing (sweet-really, really sweet)
Particularly intimate. Still in love. x
Subway inventory, mid-week afternoon edition:
4 duffle bags (routine)
7 umbrellas-dry,unused (cautious)
3 red ink paper graders (effective)
1 pair of glasses with no lenses (affected)
2 teenagers wrapped around each other (suffocating)
3 dashikis (fancy)
1 orange cast with a red skateboard (hell-bent and bright)
Taking it in stride.
Subway inventory, mid-week morning edition:
5 pairs of red pants (no joke)
2 great up-dos (fresh)
3(!) copies of Franny & Zooey (2 paper, 1 digital)
1 air drummer (show-off)
3 train lines (reality)
1 entire album, start to finish (old school)
It’s been awhile…hi!
Subway inventory, Tuesday afternoon escape edition:
6 pairs of tights with runs (too early in the season)
3 solid examples of pairing stripes with dots (cheers, ladies)
1 guy from my morning commute (heeyyy)
4 knee pads! (safety first)
2 rubik’s cubes (trying too hard)
1 pregnant woman in a unitard (owning it)
We’re holding it together team.
Subway inventory, aimless Saturday edition.
4 expectant mothers sitting on one bench (buoyant)
5 riders with backpacks (handicapped)
2 bare chests with vests (most days annoying, today amusing)
1 old timer riding the train like a fucking pro (I can only hope)
3 ballpoint pen messages covering two hands (don’t forget & I love you)
1 story shared silently by two (secret language)
I’ve been hiding, but I’m ready now.
Subway inventory, Tuesday late afternoon edition:
11 pairs of Toms (is this becoming a problem?)
10 orange toenails in hot pink sandals (dizzy)
4 fanny packs (not the good kind)
6 adult onesies (ok, I’m in)
2 cases of public hair brushing (hair brushing!)
1 platform performance of The Hustle (SOLD)
The lines are getting blurred…
